"If a business does well, the stock eventually follows."
"If a business does well, the stock eventually follows."
Liberals these days have gotten kinda soft. I keep hearing about liberals being so futuristic and ahead of the times but all I see are cavemen walking around with clubs.
Here is what liberal means:
open to new behavior or opinions and willing to discard traditional values.
Liberals are big on being "liberal". They let people do what they want to do... or so they say. You see, liberals really aren't liberal at all. Liberals are actually followers who just allow people to do what the state tells them they should allow. As soon as it comes to something that is liberal, but the state doesn't allow, then liberals stop being liberal and become conservative.
Let's look at a few items liberals aren't so liberal on:
Liberal aren't too liberal when it comes to guns. It doesn't matter if you're a quality citizen with no criminal record. Guns are dangerous and you're dangerous. We can't trust everyday people to use guns because that would be the liberal thing to do. Of course police officers and the state can have guns. They're the upper elite class who is allowed to have guns. The lower class people can't. We can trust the state but we can't trust everyday people to have guns. Once again, liberal.
Liberals are super progressive and open to everything... until you want to pay somebody what they're worth. That is a bit too liberal for liberals. When a doctor or a lawyer charges somebody $100/hour for their services they can easily understand that their time and expertise is worth this price. When a painter charges somebody $20/hour for their services everyone can understand that that is their price and that is what they're worth. But when an unskilled, part-time worker at a burger joint charges $5/hour for their services everyone goes up in flames, especially liberals.
"Whoa! $5/hour!", they say. "That's way too low. That's basically slave-wage. You can't live on $5/hour. Are you crazy", they say.
Even if somebody is okay being paid $5/hour that's not allowed. Even if somebody knows the $5 is worth more than their time and are happy to have a job the liberals won't have any of that. Shame on the worker and the employer voluntarily agreeing on an exchange between themselves. You can't do that! That's too liberal for liberals. And so liberals want to constrict markets and people from doing what they want to do, because for some reason liberals are experts on how to run a market and an economy. They are able to do the millions of calculations in real time to know exactly where to allocate resources every millisecond. Liberals aren't just conservative but they're also really good at economics and logic too.
But if you wanting to work for $5/hour was too liberal for liberals then you'll really set them off when you want to use a doctor that doesn't have a license. Oh snap, I said it! No license. Holy smokes, now we're getting really far out there!
What happens when I want to use a doctor that works out of his home and charges me 80% less than the licensed doctors? Am I allowed to do this? Is he allowed to offer such services? Or does he have to be licensed first? Does he have to be reigned in by the liberservatives and follow the licensing rules that they put in place? So much for being liberal. Apparently liberals not only know how to run an economy but they also know which decisions are best for me as well. My own individual choice on how much risk I want to take with my doctor is far too liberal for most liberals.
Well, so far it seems pretty strict getting along in this liberal world. I can't protect myself from criminals. I can't work for the price I want. I can't hire a doctor that doesn't have a license. Perhaps I could just opt-out and skip school completely. Nope, can't do that either. Am I crazy or just plain stupid? Liberals are far too conservative to let me or my children avoid school completely.
I have to go to school. And of course I do. School is something everyone has to have, even if you don't need it. If you don't need it liberals will force you to need it. If I want to start my own school that is different and dare I say better than the current schools I will be in really big trouble again. I can't start a school. That's far too liberal. I can't discard traditional values in favor of educating people better than the current state schools. The current state schools are the tradition and therefore the liberals are big on that. Liberals love tradition and they love doing what has been popular in the past.
Okay, so now I've had it with these so-called liberals. There's just too many things they're not liberal about. Maybe after all this I could just stop paying my taxes for things and opt-out of the system completely. Maybe it would be best just to say, "okay, you know what, you guys win. I'm going to simply stop participating in your system and just stand out on the sidelines and just take care of myself and my family. Best of luck to you all." DUDE... WTF, is this even real life?? You can't opt-out of the system. That is beyond liberal, beyond super liberal and in the territory of straight liberal nirvana. That is the mac-daddy liberal of all liberal things to do. If I were to do that it would have a picture of my face next to liberal in the Webster's dictionary and on Google when you search for liberal. Am I fu%#cking stupid or something?
You can't opt-out of society. Liberals have to force you to pay taxes so that you can support their not-so-liberal things like monopoly schools, monopoly roads, monopoly police, monopoly courts and monopoly money. It's okay for liberals to force these things on me, even if I want to be liberal and not participate. I keep forgetting -- liberals aren't really liberal. That's just the bullshit they tell the .
So much for being liberal. Looks like it turns out most of these liberals are actually conservatives trying to bring us back to driving in a horse and buggy and going to the restroom in outhouses. So the next time you hear liberals talking about being progressive and forward-thinking you may want to remind them that they're actually conservatives in sheep's clothing. Thanks guys, but no thanks. I'd rather move society forward. Liberals are far too conservative for me.Filed under: Politics / Government, Liberal, Conservative